Saturday, May 30, 2009

How To Make Paper Holder

multitasking, we should get married

For someone with the attention span of a Lemmings, like me, it's the perfect evening out, while the DFB Cup final and the final of Britain's Got to see talent, while the newly discovered Favourite jobs pursue Twitter and the old favorite blogging jobs. Just call me addicted multitasking. Needless to say, while I fill my ride back to Brunswick and clear on my desktop. Where I found two pictures I have stored independently under the name "monkey".
1:



cute!

2:


No, this is not a good thing. What a
Dellingeske reconciliation would be made to my European postal voting documentation at the beginning of the week eintrudelten. Apart from the fact that the Re-count is two meters long, it offers a fantastic choice between two parties and pensioners - the Pirate Party ! How great is this: Today I choose the pirate party, and tomorrow I'm fine the owner of a cargo ship off Somalia.
Fortunately, encouraged me and the Wahlomat in this decision, and yes, I see my European civic duty with the five-minute job with a Gadjet than fulfilled.
Meanwhile, Werder, Volkswagen AG of football, also known as Bayer Leverkusen, beaten in the Cup Final, and also in Britain is the big decision is imminent. What do they deserve my undivided attention. Here are Link to Diszipin with which I intend to apply for the next season of the German offset, the super talent (unfortunately you can not embed the video): the breaking, we say: setting the world record in the Ferrero -Rocher-Essen. Britain's Got creativity!

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Electricity From Toy Car Mptor

Only one can click on the cover of the BZ

Only one can an exclusive advertising contract with the media market win. And only one will face the new campaign with the Schlecker market.



I am just the type of winner.

Read tomorrow's why I am on the pretext that the image will only very small and seem carried away eh only in the city of KDF car at Fallersleben to an immoral photo shoot was, and how my boss me the address his favorite Italian restaurant in Berlin leaked. After two consecutive days was used extensively to ensure that no one had time for lunch.

Sunday, May 24, 2009

Buying Second Hand Pro Camcorder

wax since: 06:32 clock. WRONG!


When I on Thursday with my small car to a picnic to Brandenburg departed, and the opportunity to Heavy Rotation radio was a chance, I learned two things: First, it is enough apparently, even the background music for lingerie presentation in Heidi's to be great advertising show to the German Download Charts blow up (unfortunately, the internet can find no source that claims the same thing again says a lot about the journalistic quality of the Dudelfunks) and, second, Depeche Mode have written a song that is perfectly suited as a Windows Sound: Wrong! Can you install this program? WRONG! Can I save the document here? WRONG! Or maybe here is a PDF ... WRONG! I think it would can fit seamlessly here:



I also have a new business project after got the situation with Cher yes unfortunately not worked out. I plan the production of buttons with the beautiful words: wax since (insert random time here). It would have the advantage that everyone looks the same, as the mood of the button-wearer is straight - no one annoys someone to "guard since 05:23 clock" around with that, or "wax since: 09:37 clock" by 10 show up at work - and offers with the exact deadline large earnings. At 24 hours per 60 minutes, each eventually 1440 have buttons, which for a special price of, say, 50 cents ... yes, I am a Finanzhai , what's wrong with that? He has very nice teeth.

Thursday, May 21, 2009

Mottled Legs Pregnancy

The cat hater of Helmstedt

Memo an mich selbst: Lass Dich nie wieder vor einem Feiertag auf eine Verabredung zum Frühstück mit dem überraschender Weise doch aus Vegas zurückgekehrten Mitbewohner ein, das auf dem Aufbacken von Teigrollen aus dem Penny Markt basiert. This fact can not eat raw, and as the housemates even after 13 clock still asleep and my laziness presents the Aufbackprozess, I will now starve to death soon.
That's right, the diamond shoes are too tight! What I appreciate wants a new post from the monkey world. Today: What is more interesting: the loss of a human ear in the Gifhorner pedestrian zone, or the four cats in Helmstedt, likely fell victim to the known cat-haters? The only certainty is that Gunther von Hagens for his latest exhibition in the area apparently collects the BZ referred to as "our region". And in which it apart from any change tie of Ferdinand Piech is nothing to report other than burning thermos flasks and thefts from cemetery decoration. Where I want to stress that all of the above mentioned events actually took place this week, but I can not be linked because the first and 2 could be traced back such reports after a day of the BZ website will be deleted, so the Internet is not too full. A real danger exists, as we all know.
are from life outside work is yet to report that to have my business plan, Cher occur twice a day in our Berlin Wg and me to fund a nice retirement on the "island of Ruegen, in the inability of the above referred roommate failed to see Cher in Vegas and steal. Inexplicably.
Moreover, this was the week that taught me the other Mitbewohern, Braunschweig edition that benefits from Lyx - A word processing program that he teaches himself to write his current extra house work itself, as it has many advantages over as Word offers. (I quote here from memory). So you can make it to the example with the input of only five commands to center a text and also change the font is only seven clicks into three different sub-folders away. In addition, one practical way with all the keyboard commands do not see how the final product will appear as a side, which is easy, but can only resolve by creating a PDF document. What the program needs only three to five minutes. A marvel of technology, it is definitely worth exploring before you start with the writing. Yes, I am very grateful that I was opened up this field and is dedicated to the housemates to conclude for now this video:


Saturday, May 16, 2009

Fpb Cr Card Des:telephone Id

From Russia with Love News from

People need goals in life. My current is to attend this Conference: The annual conference of the international intelligence agencies. For what could be better than KGB and CIA each other reveal their tricks, and shading to bring in the bugs-to-date technology? I plan to disguise myself with a gray double-breasted trench coat and briefcase to mix with the crowd, I like the latter being traded in the early morning hours on a bridge by the copy of another conference participant. This will be a fun for me hopefully qualifies the fact of having once occupied the present building at the Berlin BND stadium in the world youth sports a university course.
In other news I could get riled up about it for hours that my Sunday service was extended spontaneously on Saturday and I immediately allowed to drive to the office to make the current game of the VW Wolfsburg online and to tick the latest police reports - information that can refer, of course, from any source other than the Internet presence of BZ or impossible to be can do without until Monday. Finally, in society, a vested interest in the theft of cultivators in the district of Peine, or the performance of the Scorpions is in July at the turn of rock at Helmstedt. In this sense:



I also announce yet the good news that the next worst-case scenario after the hard drive incident of 2008, the technical collapse of my cell phone, at least as under control could be given, as that could be due to the technology of the Empire wife Kristin at least saved the phone numbers and between parked on the Coputer. And, you learn something, even the same as backup on the external hard drive. Now you just need the cell phone from the friendly service of Medimax 'back into place, which gives me no worries, after they wanted me aufschwatzen on my first visit there in order to backup a cable to the value of the mobile phone and other help and not further could. Fortunate that in the drawer with a damaged display a Siemens waited for its revival, requires its battery every hour for electricity. Happy times.
I must now watch TV unfortunately, also known as work, so I have to give up a review of the past weeks. Yes, it is shameless, like a work and life offline hold of important things like blogging. From the fantastically decadent trip in a convertible after complaints remains at least here only that

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